If you do that, I’m fairly sure he’d melt!

Or John Miller!

If there’s only one, then it’s not from him…

I’m thinking more…

There’s also his less well known quote “We are all living in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the half-eaten pizza in that bin…”

My vote was for Kattan, but honestly? Anyone… As long as it keeps them from getting Pauly Shore in!

It’s the Infinite Monkeys model of government; eventually, by pure random chance they will manage to craft a piece of legislation! And like any bunch of monkeys, pass the time by throwing shit at each other…

I’m surprised you skipped PJ Weber’s Twitter takes…

It certainly bloody feels like it!

At least it wasn’t the Columbine branch…

Are you keeping score on how often you post this!

Dead hookers stacked 15 high?

Mainly this is Putin yanking your chain for shits and giggles! Since the flights are authorised to check on each sides’ nuclear forces, protected airspace has no relevance since that would prevent you flying over the very sites you want to check. As long as they take on US observers and file a proper flight plan for…

Definitely the GOAT of goats!

This might be a bit less icky if you had a camper van to retire to! But $10K is an awful lot of ick…

Crack pipe, simply because if I’m browsing to buy a camper, I’d like to see photos of the interior, not the front of your house or a New England lobster joint…

It’s not as if there was anything else truly unusual to report, like a Cardinals victory…

In the words of the great philosopher Butthead, “He’s Lemmy; he can be in any damn fossil record he wants”…

I’m waiting for Tracy’s article on how he’s going to drive this to Moab next year!

If it wasn’t for the quad exhaust, I’d have sworn it was an Alfasud!