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Just a go-faster stripe away from perfection!

You forget; he retained his own private security team who are still stepping on the Secret Service’s toes…

I desperately want the death penalty reintroduced for this. THE SHEET HANGS ON THE OUTSIDE, PEOPLE! Don’t make me come to your house and show you…

Please tell me this isn’t in the Columbine branch…

Don’t forget “I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes”…

At this stage, with an uncontrolled madman running around with nuclear weapons, maybe someone should take a tip from Neal Stephenson and tattoo “Poor Impulse Control” across Trump’s forehead…

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Would ya fuck off with that Danny Boy shite! Sing a fucking English song? This is what they’re singing…

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No, just Limerick; It isn’t called “Stab City” for nothing!

Actually there would, and probably even more! I worked on phase 1 of the regeneration scheme there, and the biggest problem was planning the building timetable; none of the locals wanted to leave their flats because they were afraid a temporary move would become permanent. So the houses I was checking had to be

The only thing wrong with the piece is it’s about 30 years out of date! Crumlin was rough as fuck, but more in the sense of look sideways at someone’s bird and they knock your teeth out than full-on war zone…

Is filigree Siberian Hamster…

No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster.

To be honest, it lacks the wit of “My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”

Shameless cat bait, Alanis!

If they ask you to test a Porsche, Andrew…

She is trying… Mostly everyone’s patience!

If you want something original with a bit of go, you buy South African!

It doesn’t look right; the visor strip should read “Dave & Sharon”! Or their non-union German equivalent…

Who wants tasteful, when you could have this!

I’ve covered this before! Europe did get the Mustang from day 1, just not very publicly.