Of course it’s dumb. He works for Thiel Capital, so her path lies in being drained of her pure, youthful blood so Daddy’s boss - aka: Nosferatu the Facebook Exec –can live forever…
poo javelin
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Let’s knock one down for Nakajima-san…
If only they said what they felt…
As someone familiar with parturient visits from the Breast Fairy, I was thinking the same thing!
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None of this rot may be structural, but there’s a reason all the hard points were repaired or reinforced…
Because Fiats never had black bonnets until last year…
Reminds me of one from Autosport’s classifieds back in 89/90. Guy selling an A70 Supra. Nice photo of the silver car, big long list of all the mods (turbo, intercooler, suspension - the usual “over 10K spent” stuff), finishes with “Wife forgot pill. Damn!”
Describe in single words… Only the good things that come to your mind… About the Mother trailer.
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Let’s enjoy that a bit more…
The finest piece of satirical writing in the English language…
60 characters to be beamed into deep space? OK…
Can we embed an image in the tweet?
When aliens send their people, they’re not sending their best… They’re sending aliens that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re bringing crime. They’re cattle mutilators. And some, I assume, are good aliens!
#MessageToVoyager I’d like to remind you that as a trusted Kinja commenter, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in your underground sugar caves!
Camel-toe or moose-knuckle!?
Definitely Crack Pipe…
Isn’t that a North Carolina issue?
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Does Conspiracy Brotha get to come too?