I wonder if he’s ever had a normal interaction - ie: one that doesn’t involve them being paid to tolerate his shit - with any human being!

The things some people will do to get their hands on a medal…

I’m surprised he didn’t put Psalm 34 on the list…

I think Cary Elwes had the right sort of idea on their proper appearance…

Even if he had signed an NDA, I still reckon he’d go full-on “Deep Throat” now…

I would have though Pacino should play Sandusky, since he’s already famous for a character who wanted people to say hello to his little friend…

Maybe you do have the right… what’s that stuff?

You don’t want to see that - It’s very, very frightening!

I was thinking more…

Not to mention that broken old TV he won’t get rid of…

Has anyone actually seen Rinse Pubis since the Tweet Of Doom????

A Zelda-themed article beneath a Tolkien-themed headline… You’re not even trying any more, are you?

I said it before, when he posted the film about the Chiron…

Well, the American Colonization Society wanted the settlers to become a beacon of American values in Africa…

Except as soon as it gets to court, Scaramooch will be singing “I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…”

Didn’t cause Henry Ford a lot of problems!

Is she sure they didn’t say someone had a back itch?

Shouldn’t you be “The Belgian Guy” instead? Or maybe “the Canadian Guy”…