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For your dad…
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At this point, Charles Manson would be a better choice as President…
And have cookies!
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Today, they’re children. Tomorrow, they are the Drumpfjugend. And remember…
He has secured his name for the ages; unfortunately, he has also ensured it will always be proceeded by “spineless shitheel”.
2018 – Sanctuary Cities lose federal funding. 2019 – States withhold commensurate amount of tax revenue. 2020 – Fort Sumter shelled.
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Only 1 Bob Dylan, just 2 U2 and no Shatner, and you expect us to take this list seriously?
J Danforth Quayle is wondering why you – and history – are overlooking him.
You should forward this article on to him because given how well you predicted the election result, he’s obviously going to out live me, you and Methuselah…
I think you mean gin, dear boy! And good London stuff at that…
What time does it start? I call dibs on Sanders…
In her defence, this was very famously a thing.
Sorry, general!
26 years ago, I was lucky enough to watch an 80 year old Argentinian hoon - and I do mean hoon! - his 1955 Mercedes around the Circuit de Catalunya, literally until he ran the fuel tank dry. The skills don’t go away…
Unfortunately, the soup bandits didn’t get Mitch McConnell in return…
Buttery males!
Things would be better if he was just another name at the far end of the Mall…
You had your opportunity in November…
Or that you’re an Electric Monk! Check around for a horse…
The airports don’t make a massive difference because most of them are already in the 100 mile zone. They just mean it bulges out further in places.