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Actually, I’m reckoning on colonoscopy, just to see what people will sit on through to beat a queue!

I always keep some spare tinfoil in my pockets. Also comes in handy if I shag my hat on something…

This implies a time when it was actually good. Browsing back articles has suggested otherwise!

This implies a time when it was actually good. Browsing back articles has suggested otherwise!

In defence of the London job seekers, most of Estonia thinks that too!

After 22 years, she’d probably be complaining about the smell as well as the noise!

Wade Michael Page, the Wisconsin Sikh Temple murderer.

Maybe leave the apple at home?

It still make sense either way…

If he mentioned “Sister”, would it become a documentary?

And where do you think The Internet got it from?

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Our local guy has “The Sailor’s Hornpipe”, which I immediately (and unfortunately) associate with Vivian Stanshall!

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A special dedication to this twisted, soulless nimby bitch Mackenzie…

It’s a tribute to Ken Russell’s skill, that he can actually film a scene with Ann-Margret (she’s like Spider-Man; that hyphen is not optional!) that makes you think “No, not even with yours…”

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Except for Spice Cube, who’s blasting out…

Will anyone in the Shite House leave this all behind and face the truth?

Sends shivers down my spine…