So, you’re no Troy McLure then?

Holden have a license for any GM approved designs predating the sale, so this generation is fine. The next generation will be dependant on what comes out of China as Buicks…

This has all happened before, and it will happen again…

So that’s Mongolia off the itinerary…

What was your problem? It’s not hard to reach…

No… No, you didn’t…

I know they get a lot of stick, but you have to love the British response to this sort of “two fingers to the planning system”; 60 days to take down all the illegal work, or we send in the bulldozers and send you the bill…

Well there seems to be no difficulty with access…

mkbruin, Atlas VP, you were robbed!

Because deep down, everybody wants to do what they say can’t be done!

I thought GTA was a closer simulation…

What they should be doing is having a whip around to buy the old “West Wing” set of the press room, and broadcast Melissa and Alec reading the day’s deranged Twitter rants…

Nothing you can do, folks. Although the second amendment people, maybe there is.

There’s something very smug satisfying about hopping out of the shower, rubbing your head three of four times with a towel and knowing you’re good to go! Well, once you’ve put some clothes on anyway…

He’s more like Col. Bat Guano; obsessed with the Coca-Cola Corporation!

Actually, Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger was my first thought…

Hunched over with a face like that? I’d rather Steve flushed what the president just did, not show it to me!

Still no word on the allegations of waterboarding and R. Kelly?

If they’re so certain the car can turn, why didn’t they ask Patrick to drive?