There’s something very smug satisfying about hopping out of the shower, rubbing your head three of four times with a towel and knowing you’re good to go! Well, once you’ve put some clothes on anyway…

He’s more like Col. Bat Guano; obsessed with the Coca-Cola Corporation!

Actually, Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger was my first thought…

Hunched over with a face like that? I’d rather Steve flushed what the president just did, not show it to me!

Still no word on the allegations of waterboarding and R. Kelly?

No, once he heard someone say “occluded”, he was straight on Twitter denying it ever happened!

If they’re so certain the car can turn, why didn’t they ask Patrick to drive?

More seriously, that was Newmar’s first big role; she was nominated for the Newcomer Globe only 4 years earlier. My point was that big name people who had no need to do the show were queuing up to get a guest spot…

There’s only one Catwoman…

If you’re taking health advice from the Super, Soaraway Scum, you should really re-evaluate your life! Or at least be very sure what’s in your lunchtime sandwich…

In a separate research project, the RAND Corporation asked “where did you think bears shit?”

Rocket… Submarine (well submarine car in progress)… Massive underground drilling machine… Secret tropical island hideaway…

4. Just an asshole…

It’s Florida; the truck is entitled to stand its ground…

They were screwing up his broadband, so he showed them his net isn’t neutral!

FLORIDAMAN SMASH!

I told you… False economy…

I’m sure he could find some investor interested in making it easier to move an army into American cities…

In the next scene, they check the added lightness by seeing if it weighs more than a duck!