The “MP for Newton Abbot” bit should have been a clue! It’s in Devon, which is actually the Alabama of England…

Not that odd. There was over 25 years difference between youngest and oldest in both my parents families. There was also 11 on each side!

So he’s actually Peter Thiel in disguise?

Someone here please get COTD, because skintight red vinyl on a German body has $kaycog written all over it!

I thought Camry dents were supposed to be on the rear bumper…

Where do you think we got Gingers from?

Actually, given the knuckle-draggers’ current Russian love-in, I should have said Denisovans but then most people would be going…

While waving a sheet of toilet paper in the air!

You never told us Patrick was racing this weekend…

Given your usual posts, you’re the last person I’d expect to be clutching her pearls here!

Can I get the room next to yours in Hell!

He’s not! United continue to pay that 80K for the rest of their contract period. That’s the only reason Everton could afford him.

And now you see the horrible beauty of their scheme. By using the list of people applying for legal citizenship as a hit list, they discourage anyone else from trying to legitimise their status, and keep up the myth of them all being criminals- if only by the manner of their arrival.

That’s an awful lot of waiting staff!

Is it still 100,000 light years side-to-side?

I thought we’d decided that Mr J was the monkey, not the organ grinder…

You forgot “Tell Sherman to pack more kindling”…

I suggested before; they should have been chained to the remains of Fort Sumter, and then blown all the way to hell by the same cannons they used to start it all with…

I think they’re hell bent on proving you wrong about Neanderthals!

Shouldn’t the minke be doing the biting?