At least he acknowledged something happened somewhere in Texas. He still hasn’t commented on the Bowling Green Massacre…
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You can take an Okie out of Oklahoma, but…
White South African fails to notice racism problem…
No… Those lands are ruled by the Peugeot 504!
This is what happens when you leave the Ark to be investigated by bikini babes instead of TOP… MEN!
The Birthers were so fixated on his place of birth that they never noticed he was in fact his own father!
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And no-one remembers where this thought started…
The difference is Nixon knew to keep quiet. The Anthropomorphic Carrot will be on Twitter within minutes blaming the Clinton Administration for stopping his attack!
It’s not exactly going to achieve anything since South Dakota and Montana can have birds in flight within five minutes of Cheeto’s tantrum! Twenty minutes if it’s a sub launch…
Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”
White South African fails to see racism problem?
There’s noting wrong with those mail van proportions that can’t be fixed with a decent paint job…
They have to stop the “support squirrel” before the “support moose” arrives!
So, will you be driving a V6 or inline-6 on a regular basis?
Unfortunately, this is like saying you’d rather develop syphilis than ebola or septicemic plague.
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Much as I love Animal, he is only the second-greatest ginger muppet of all time!
On the other hand, kids are infinitely less likely to wake you up with a live mouse in your bed because they’re worried about your hunting skills!
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I thought that was Mr Burns…
It was a Fiata, not a Miata!