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Rear-engine, so the weight is fighting against the flipping effect of the plow. Front-engine, the weight acts as a pivot allowing the rear to be levered up and ultimately flipped…

Is it too soon to talk about Bus Control?

Well the entire “Renegade” album does its best to prove you wrong!

You do realise that the correct word in context is founded or are you just a fuckwit trying to be smart? Well, this is kinja…

I’m getting too old for this shit! I can remember when Brenda Spencer still made the top 10 for school shootings…

Shut up Eccles!

I would not have this at my house,
Not even filled with fresh-shot grouse.
I do not like Jeep’s fake-wood scam.
I do not like it, Rob-I-Am!

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Time to pick up the Golf from servicing and go Cruising in the Pollution Mobile!

Stoopid Moose!

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But then Australia has a lot of things designed solely to kill unsuspecting humans!

So what? He was rummaging for some small change down the side of the sofa cushions and found it?

I expect this will go down well in the Commonwealth of Virginia, where a P100D can get you from 0 to felony reckless driving in under 4 seconds!

Strangely, this is exactly the scenario Hunter S Thompson detailed in “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail” for the sort of shit facing undecided voters at a contested convention…

It’s one way of destroying the evidence!

To paraphrase Bartholomew JoJo Simpson…

Thank you! And Holy Hand Grenade too…

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Given the many similarities with Project Rustwood – gargantuan size, problematic steering, lack of original motive power and large rusty openings everywhere – I recommend the “Costner Method” for dealing with decrepit fuel in a largely empty tank as the best solution for all parties concerned…

Isn’t #6 just a combination of #1 and #4?

I assumed his first target would be Nyack, NY.