Thank you! And Holy Hand Grenade too…

Given the many similarities with Project Rustwood – gargantuan size, problematic steering, lack of original motive power and large rusty openings everywhere – I recommend the “Costner Method” for dealing with decrepit fuel in a largely empty tank as the best solution for all parties concerned…

Isn’t #6 just a combination of #1 and #4?

I assumed his first target would be Nyack, NY.

We cannot allow them to threaten the world’s covfefe resources…

That’s where they got that Picasso?

You forgot the one campaign promise he’s actually made happen…

The selection from The Slot, before I fell foul of the Jezebeckys!

Beauty is in the eye of the driver, I thought…

I’d be less concerned about the open-air experience and more worried why your flatulence lends a crayon-y aroma to the vehicle! You should probably see a doctor about that…

Then his mother has some questions to answer… 

Also, this!

Thank you for teaching me about this…

I’ve seen some C5 rebuilds with modern batteries and high powered motors, but this is class!

Any yet you make that sound like a bad thing…

You might want to sober him up first, but it still works!

I think we’re ok to talk about Bowling Green…

You forgot “Bizarro Sign #5" – Trump is president!

Stop; you’ll give him delusions of adequacy!