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TheBurnerFormerlyKnownAsPooJavelin
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By your command!

It does look ready to bite your shiny metal ass!

But violins are never the answer!

Why? Y. Pestis is endemic everywhere in the world except Europe and Australia. Navajo and Coconino Counties in Arizona issued a warning just last month, after contaminated fleas were found. The CDC lists on average seven fatalities per year in the US, mostly in the Plains and South West.

As someone short, bald, self-obsessed and megalomaniacal, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

HELL YEAH!

No love for their finest product?

Ok, I’ll ask the obvious question…

Wrong character - it’s Mr. E. from Blackadder the Third. Edmund in The Black Adder was the simpering idiot manipulated by Baldrick, and I thought we’d all agreed to forget that season ever existed…

Still arrives 6 hours ahead of schedule!

If that’s true, then his fuzzy little head would explode if he ever read a typical Splinter comment section!

Unless you plan on just parking it in your underground volcano lair garage until it’s worth one hundred billion dollars, this is not “optional”. 

It varies from person to person!

You’re actually posting verbatim - and uncredited - from Wikipedia to justify your point?

There are always “exceptional circumstances”…

I’m fairly sure Rick Scott has half a million names earmarked to cut from the electoral rolls, just in case…

Famous last words! My ex’s father ran a diesel workshop - I twice had to collect the Queen Bitch of the Universe MiL from garages because she did it!