Always glad to help!

Unfortunately, they announced this before the tickets were distributed, so Spencer kept them to be given out to true believers, rather than let the University distribute them as is normal practice.

Do you think his reaction is anything other than to wonder where the other ‘g’ went?

At least these days, they wouldn’t have to recreate the muffled tones of him trying to talk with his tongue firmly wedged up Ferguson’s arse!

Shut up Eccles!

I’m surprised by this…

Not from next year, since this is one of those oppressive EU regulations the knuckle-draggers have voted out of existence…

He’d be far better suited to be the next Attorney General…

I’d have expected that more from Arsenal!

Well the President has been replaced with a semi-sentient cabbage, so why not her too!

AKA, the Rattler method.

Remembering your ho(a)rse whispering days in the Third Mounted Cash Registers, Major?

Anyone who’s had to endure RTÉ’s Champions League coverage has long since learned to hit mute once the words “Match Commentator” and “Jim Beglin” are used!

Given what it says on the rocker covers beside “Mugen”, are you sure of that?

And not just any video game, but the best, most absurdly in depth video game ever, Football Manager.

Can’t he just go upstairs like Chuck Cunningham instead?

You mean like how the POTUS…

There’s only one way to deal with this…