Well he certainly didn’t monkey around in that clip!

Well, the last time he talked about his wealth he made up $6Bn!

Albright isn’t a public school.

I was thinking this really is “donkey and two piles of carrots” territory!

Can we try and build a bridge out of Congressmen first?

In the aftermath of Weinstein-gate, I’m not sure allegations of inappropriate tossing should be used!

Do you really think he can’t churn up enough Tumpa Loompahs to make that happen?

The problems are;

FAKE NEWS! It was only a 9.99 times increase…

Actually given the rumours that followed Weinstein for over 20 years, I think there was more speculation about what instructions Daddy had given to her Secret Service detail!

If you miss your delivery, you better be Deaaaaad! Or in Jaaaaaail…

Fortunately, after Dolt45’s “Brain-a-thon” challenge to Tillerson, North Korea is now sure that any armed threat will be provided by ACME Weapon Systems Inc.

Meanwhile, for the rest of the world, it’s Bjørge Lillelien all over again!

Somewhere there’s a Chadier Chad doing exactly the same thing, but in a “Flag of Traitors” wife-beater…

I think “Michael wakes up” is enough to guarantee a clapback on Friday!

You could improve your ranking by demanding a DNA test on Gareth Bale. The Welsh have obviously resorted to genetically-engineered sheep!

Coming from a man watching a 5th string league, that hurts!

As George Harrison once said, “it’s been done”!