TheBurnerFormerlyKnownAsPooJavelin
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If it’s been leaking out on the trailer, then it’s usually “pump or sump”! Unless you’ve got yourself a lemon for LeMons with a crack in the block…
His name’s Jason. Try after 6, when the evening meds have kicked in…
I thought you’d have known nothing is ever as expensive as a free car!
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Sorry I’m late here - watch stopped. Anyone got the time?
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Like a trainee hairdresser, you missed a big bit in the middle!
Or bragging they’d post sex videos of 5-year-olds…
I always preferred the remake!
That’s not the part that’ll be hit on a daily basis!
Isn’t that beside Nambia?
such a genteel and polite way to say “completely fucking shit-faced”! It’s the whole “horses sweat” deal, isn’t it?
Because the rest of us won’t get to laugh if you don’t do Judge Judy!
I thought “Truth In Advertising” was supposed to be a good thing…
I accidentally misread that as “Florida Man tries to ride his Honda…” and the only thing that seemed unbelievable was finding a hill!
On Monday evening, he was a man with his arm in a sling, explaining how the moon landing led to the invention of Tang and Velcro (it didn’t) to reporters in the mirrored basement of a Midtown Manhattan steakhouse that he partially owns.
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Did Mitch McConnell then demonstrate his defence method?
Vorsprung durch Jalopnik!
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It’s like President Flanders…
I just threw up! Thank you…