If she leaves it much longer, she’ll have to settle for making out like Smokey!

If this is in Colorado Springs, they’ve a crack detective for the case…

Wouldn’t this article be a lot more useful if you’d posted it in Chinese?

As a final day prank, the rugby team the year ahead of me did that to one of the teachers’ Fiat!

In his defence – and I never thought I’d say that! – after flying Chao to NY, they’d have racked up the cost of Munchkin’s flight anyway in returning the plane and crew to Andrews AFB…

At least he had his share of that massive $3 payout to console him!

Sorry, he was the entire reason why the USFL went belly up!

So he’s taken back an invitation that never existed, because they wouldn’t risk inviting the Warriors until they knew the answer wasn’t going to be “go fuck yourself, you orange cunt”…

muD Duj naQ bIQHa’DIbaH!

Are you absolutely certain of that, Michael? Two outta three at least…

Easy, Mongo…

Fortunately, they also don’t feature the tire-slaying shenanigans of Raphael Orlove’s or the hopeless encyclopedic nerdery of Chris Harris’!

So, who’s going to be the player to give him 15 years to think this over?

Any lip-readers here to let us know what he singing, because this dumb fucker definitely doesn’t know the words!

I assume it’ll be Amy or Blaze instead…

Notre Dame: Hold my altar boy…

Spinning the camera 180 degrees would help you understand why…

Dotard is an example of a word that’s done an amazing job that is being recognized more and more, I notice.