In Morgan’s case, this is known as the “Clarkson Method”!

That’s simply not true Katie, and you know it. They care very much. If this bill wasn’t terrible for women, they’d have sent it back time and time again for rewrites until it was…

Did you leave “this morning” out of that headline?

His supporters have spent the last month criticising Obama for the poor response to Hurricane Katrina. Why are you surprised?

At least the dead hookers stayed put…

Did he give them his card?

The last thing the world needs right now is someone poking a tin-pot dictator with a stockpile of nuclear weapons like a 10-year-old with a stick and a hornet’s nest, or calling him childish names…

Good people, smart people… Someone should look into that…

Stop dissing Nambia! It’s beautiful this time of year when the covfefe’s in bloom…

And an inexplicably disrobed Jane Leeves!

Bogie’s road speed not sufficient for intercept!

Yes, yes you do! But we love you for it…

In a normal world, people wouldn’t vote for “leaders” that so hate the very people they represent!

Means longer sentences than Kimi!

It wasn’t the moustache that kept him out of two races while McLaren built a more amply sized monocoque…

Always!

Does China have a Republican Party he could run for?

I would have said more like a school shooter who’s parents managed to cover it all up with a fucktonne of money…

He was hacked. If anyone knows him he screams at people about cows, recipes and home improvements, not racism…