You should work harder on your historical research. Distance to Germany was irrelevant since Tangmere was a Fighter Command station - specifically 12 Group* - so fighter sweeps over northern France was the extent of their range. Hence the need for a diversion field during the Battle of Britain, since the Luftwaffe was…

They’ve obviously lowered their standards. In the early years, you wouldn’t have stood out because you wouldn’t have been let in!

Can we start with banning dangerous Twitter users?

I do not like this green fur scam,
I do not like it, Jul-I-Anne!

Scrolling through quickly, had to double back cause I was sure that said Gov. Eric Cretins! Who would at least be an appropriate choice as governor of Missouri.

You’re playing it wrong - you don’t play the Q, you throw it into a privet bush!

You have to hand it to the guy; he definitely knows which one is the velocitator and which one’s the deceleratrix!

Gomer would be the military’s perfect poster boy for Trumpah Loompahs…

Harvard Withdraws Fellowship From Chelsea Manning, Sides With CIA Torture Supporters Fucktonnes of Alumni Donations

Actually, even a minor-league dictator would have someone capable to do it for him!

If anyone in her family has six fingers on their hand, you’re probably better off dating outside Alabama…

Given the constant stream of breakdowns and bodges, I don’t think he has David Tracy’s money either! My bet’s on Honest Al’s Jeep Spares and Towing…

While training rednecks for militias is just fine and dandy!

Watch Williams and wait…

Look at it another way…

There’s 62,984,825 outside the system who failed you too!

The best part is that’s not in the script! For some reason, it just popped into Carvey’s head so that actually is Mike Myers’ WTF laugh…