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That depends on whether or not you’re a roadrunner! Meep meep…

Probably involving an anvil or ACME rocket skates!

In terms of his films, it definitely rates above Die Hard 4.0 and 5! Somewhere around the GI Joe level of brain-free enjoyment…

On the other hand, he was fully compliant with all “Truth in Advertising” statutes!

Bill O’Reilly On His Tanked Career: ‘We Warded It Off Can You Believe We Got Away With This Shit for 20 Years’

Lawsuit from Turner family in 3… 2… 1…

Bring a Beastie Boys CD!

Oops, wrong spot!

Given the muscle car and level of driving skill, I was expecting “47-year-old Richard Hammond”…

It does smack of sticking a webcam and maglock on an Ikea storage unit!

Hey!

So you’re saying if they installed one in your building, it would go 100% failure within 72 hours?

I would answer you properly, but I have to nip around the corner for some smokes!

I thought this was supposed to happen the other way around…

Has he tried advertising in Indianapolis? There’s 1,500 Carrier workers he promised jobs to…

I thought this shit was just limited to redneck tax-dodgers in Kentucky!

12 hours after they recover the body?