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You forgot “suppose this man manipulated his senile father into making him sole beneficiary of the will, shafting his own siblings and providing a vital cash injection to stave off the collapse of his supposedly fantastic business empire, due to decades of mismanagement and poor decisions by an illiterate congenital

All of it, Prachi? Sure there’s nothing you overlooked, possibly because it’s too close to focus properly?

It’s been revoked!

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Since Billy took so long to post, it’s now tomorrow here! So the birthday boy of the day is Mr. David A Stewart, who is presumably celebrating with his brand new bus pass.

Why should they? Remember “a boy’s best friend is his mother”…

Bigly!

Have a South African friend and she has that chorus as her ringtone! Because she’s never met one either, except for her husband…

Prototype Oscillation Overthruster? Try diving at a mountain to be sure!

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Glad to be of service! I’ve been there, posting shit and wondering when the penny’s going to drop.

That’s not bloody surprising, man…

Well there is, but it comes with a side order of nurses and your choice of stomach pump or emetic!

Unless “ketchup” is some weird young peoples’ way of spelling “wholegrain mustard” or “spring onion”, you are sadly mistaken!

Hold on… What day is it? I don’t want to take tomorrow’s pills by accident…

Well, self-awareness and honesty are always nice to see in a politician!

I wouldn’t say I hate her, but I have never trusted her, her morals, her ethics, her policies or her ability to be elected in anything other than the safest of Dem seats. I would view her as the Cheney to Slick Willie’s Shrub!

As a qualified carpenter, I’d say he had plenty of bars, bars that would grace any fine den or licensed establishment! And you know he never left a job without stocking the wine cooler for free…

You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the trash!

I was wondering much the same thing when I noticed it after pressing publish…