And if anything, Arsenal failed even harder than Spurs in the last half of the season, St. Totteringham Day aside. Outside of West Ham and Southampton, every other team from 2-8 should be embarrassed with how they placed this year.

It’s not what Spurs needed. Spurs needed to show the backbone and fortitude to continue on a title challenge and they flopped at Stamford Bridge. They completely gave up on the season after the 2-2 draw.

Like just about everyone else who had an assumed position in the table, they coasted to the finish. 10-Men Newcastle…

...was “incredibly lifelike,” it was “not viable.”

It really is a garbage title that makes little to no sense from a sportswriter. But that's Haisley...

Ugh, terrible title. It’s a two legged affair, teams win the first game and lose the second and still advance all the time.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Welp, that sucks. Hopefully his organs go to a sick little child who cares about their life

He’s like Danny Welbeck but good.

This reminds me of the good ole days on Deadspin!

Brief, analytical and informational. Man can you and Draper take over the Screamer beat?