Here. This might help cheer him up. A Google of “Mike Fahey” returns this:

Mike Fahey is among the most charming, loving, and thoughtful members of the games journalism industry. Mike, I truly hope you can make it through this relatively unscathed, even if your glowing Snacktaku review tricked me into trying the actually-vile cinnamon oreos.

Oh shit.

Godspeed to Mike and his family. If the Oreo Executives see this article, they know that they owe him a Fahey-themed Oreo for all the fabulous PR that he has given them through the years. :-)

“Is she going to have a boy or a girl?”

I was in an a cappella group in college that met these wackos. They staged an “a cappella festival” in order to recruit young impressionable college kids with means into this crazy cult. Our group was the only one who did our research and looked these people up while we were there. One of the nights of the “festival”,…

So, she doesn’t endorse Trump but she would have voted for him if she could have?

This Shania story blowing up is so funny to me. She’s a rich lady who makes country music and grew up in a rural area. I know the area/type and we’re not immune from falling for Trump-esque shit as a population (current example: Doug Ford....you guys, I’m worried.) I would’ve been surprised if she’d said anything…

“VERY MEDIOCRE Hollywood liberal Tom, Arnold is jealous over his Ex-Wife Roseanne’s (and a very good Friend of mine) VERY high ratings for her show that wants to make American great, is trying to distract from Funeral Day of an important Woman in AMERICAN history (Mother of man I beat bigly)“

She is beautiful! Congrats!

I fell down a DOS rabbit hole a few weekends ago. The most fucked up thing, to me, is that Mack and Raniere fucking branded women with their initials.

Oh who’s surprised? The man did make a pact with Satan back in his 20's so he could gain access to the Malum Indumentis sewing machine.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

Ahem, the second stupidest president!
- Every single member of the Bush family, as quickly as it can possibly be said

Jesus Christ, even as a pretty liberal Dem, I knew you’d somehow shit on a deceased 92 year old woman. She wasn’t Maya fucking Angelou, but she was still a nice lady.

I read it somewhere here on Jezebel, but apparently Jimmy Fallon breaking character became kind of a problem with SNL. When he realized he could get laughs for it, he started doing it all the time. Apparently, it was particularly annoying to Tina Fey because he couldn’t ever finish a damn skit, and made everything run…

“Like the rest of the game, Fortune Cookies have a dusting of the charming, sweet Animal Crossing icing sugar, but once you bite into it, it leaves a bad taste in your mouth”

Yep exactly. My first thought after reading the headline was “Of course Colbert does, because Fallon is fucking trash.

Never forget.

“Calling the police is the epitome of escalation, and calling the police on black people for noncrimes is a step away from asking for a tax-funded beatdown, if not an execution.”