Your username is giving me life. Random comment, I know.

If I was Khloe I would NOT have let that sack of crap be in the room with me. He can wait outside. When the baby comes out, come meet her, do skin to skin time if he wants, and then be out. 45 minutes max. Then byeeeee. I’ll expect the first child support check at the beginning of next month. His family can see the…

welcome to the world, Katastrophe!

Ay, sí.

“That Gringa has a colonizer accent!”

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

I keep picturing a wild Gwyneth Paltrow bachelorette party as one where everyone eats carbs and gluten.

marvelous.

Hahahaha. Not invited to the cookout will forever make me laugh.

Also, I gotta say that I think her apology is a great one. No excuses, just I’m sorry I was an idiot who didn’t think.

Lorde inadvertently making a really tasteless joke when she just wanted to share her love of a good bath is literally me, all the time, every day of my life. I see you, girl.

Yeah, I believe Lorde. She’s not prone to trolling, and “I Will Always Love You” is exactly the sort of song people sing in the bathroom - and was before Whitney’s tragic death.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

nothing

Do magazines like Cosmo give young girls body image issues because of unrealistic beauty standards? It’s certainly possible. Are these images the equivalent of sexual harassment/assault? Hell no.

Oh Penn, Penn. Cruise is a loon in a cult but is genuinely capable of kindness and doing nice things for people while still being a loon in a cult. What’s Penn’s excuse?

I don’t know. But at least Tom Cruise has a fairly charming public persona and the people who work with him say he’s nice.

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?