YES YES YES ONE GOOD THING

My coworker said he looks like an ex mobster after years in witness protection for snitching. Trump probably does fantasize about being that guy.

I was calling him “Oval Office Skeletor”,but Red Skull works,too!

I inherited my grandmother’s bags. They are all no-name but they hold up incredibly well. I think she hadn’t bought a new bag since the 80s and the oldest one is from the 40s.

I know—Jimmy Choos used to be gorgeous and special. Now...meh. Jimmy Choo still makes shoes, though. He has a small London atelier for Jimmy Choo Couture shoes that he makes to order, and he teaches the art of shoemaking.

Make some fancy casual shoes and call them “choo-choos.” You know, because they’re trainers. I’m sorry.

I hate PETA more than Sea World. At least there is a porpoise to Sea World.

Great. This is totally great.

I’m surprised not to see “when Trump wouldn’t let him meet the Pope when that was all he wanted in life” on the list of “things we were sure he would resign over.”

After having my own kids get rung through the system for something that happened to them I am VERY wary of social services. My kids were the victims in this scenario and yet we had these people in our lives multiple times a week making both of our kids miserable in a way that I didn’t know was possible. My daughter…

In related news: Madame Tussaud’s announce they will be releasing a fabulous new Shakira waxwork tomorrow.

Let’s play White Code Words!!!

My father killed my mom and then himself 3 weeks ago and I’m 35. It’s shaken me in a catastrophic way and made me question everything. I have the luxury of affording therapy and massages to help me get through this. One thing it has made me really think about is how on earth do children handle this?

This just hit me so hard.

He just sang at CC’s funeral and today is CC’s bday...

Today is Cornell’s birthday. Have to wonder if it was a trigger.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

That fun little nugget was absolutely the most terrifying part for me...like this man thinks we’re all up in arms over $12/month insurance? Can we uh...please have $12/month insurance that appreciates over time?

I’ve read these interviews and