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PLEASE STEAL SOMEONE’S IDENTITY AND RUN FOR ANOTHER TERM

You guys! My friend’s seven year old daughter wrote Obama because she was upset about people abandoning animals at animal shelters. SHE GOT A LETTER FROM HIM YESTERDAY! A real letter! With a real signature! It wasn’t just a form letter - he acknowledged the things she said in her letter and agreed that, yes, we need

This should be a simple thing to understand. We can’t defeat ISIS without Muslim allies. If Trump’s hostility toward Muslims damages those relationships, then what happens? Will American ground forces have to be deployed in Syria? If that happens ISIS will get a surge in new members and we’ll all be worse off.

It’s about fucking time.

I know POTUS really resists being seen this way, showing real, raw emotion, but I think this anger is exactly what people need to see to trust him. Not everyone, but there are many who will hear this more than anything else he’s ever said.

I’m assuming it was “complicit,” and not “complacent.”

Oh I didn’t even know about this. Wonderful!

God I love him.

And - and! - then he gave a speech at the United State of Women Summit where he called himself a feminist, quoted Shirley Chisholm and talked about the insane double standard women and girls of color face on regard to assertion, being called “angry”, etc!! And slut shaming was in there too! Senior Year Obama has HAD

Zero fucks to give Obama is the best Obama. Going to miss him so much.

I’m going to miss his presence as well, but he does seem primed to end up as the best surrogate for a future President in modern American history, let alone our entire history as a country.

I’m hoping that if or when Gawker in all of its entities goes out of business, all of the journalists – like POTUS – go out in a blaze of glory, ripping one for all the thin-skinned plutocrats, fascists, racists, homophobes, misogynists, and the generally shitty.

Oh, snap! I'm standing up in my living room cheering right now.

The Democrats are going to beat Trump so badly that he’s going to sue them for defamation after the election results.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

Still more interested in Emery Meeks, pls.

I know a lot of people are hating on this whole thing - but I kind of love it. If this can turn his life around? Go get it.

Right?! What the fuck? How can someone going to a party a year after a gang rape be used against them? So, she wasn’t destroyed enough to stop attempting to have a normal life so fuck her and her case? This asshole.

Persky made a controversial evidentiary ruling which allowed the jury to view seven photographs of the alleged victim “partying about a year or so after the alleged gang rape. In the photos, she is scantily clad, wearing a garter belt and what appear to be fishnet stockings.”