Moonster.

Does this count as accidental anal?

you got this all wrong kid

As long as they stick with puppets for Gremlins I’ll be happy.

In the last two weeks (beginning Dec 3rd) the timeline is... Trump calls Taiwan > China issues a formal complaint > Trump says we aren’t bound by the one china policy on Fox News > China warns this risks peace > China steals a sub. That is a fourteen day turnaround, and they literally warned us about this pissing them…

Fuck

I think we should promote Trump to Emperor of Mars and send him on a one way mission. There’s a Space Program 70% of America can get behind.

duh

Serious side question: does anyone really think Melania is beautiful nowadays? The plastic surgery has changed her face into something grim.

When I first saw the trailer I was like...

I want Holland and D’Onofrio doing this scene so bad.

The perfect villain for Wade? Trevor Slattery.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

No, the maze was to give the hosts a path that would keep them looping back until they found sentience. The MIB wanted them to have free will to fight back, but he could have had that by having the safety protocols removed. So he got well more than he bargained for. The journey into night is going to be a dark…

Seriously. I’ve said this before. Can we turn the internet off until we can figure out a way to keep stupid people from having access to it?

No, I meant twisted.

I think you meant to type ‘lame’ but typed twisted instead.

Many presidents were business men: http://discover.monsanto.com/posts/many-u-s-presidents-were-also-farmers/

Right, who cares if the singularity starts in Asia, and we end up become mutated labor bots for our Chinese overlords. MAGA!