Does this count as accidental anal?

you got this all wrong kid

In the last two weeks (beginning Dec 3rd) the timeline is... Trump calls Taiwan > China issues a formal complaint > Trump says we aren’t bound by the one china policy on Fox News > China warns this risks peace > China steals a sub. That is a fourteen day turnaround, and they literally warned us about this pissing them…

Fuck

duh

Serious side question: does anyone really think Melania is beautiful nowadays? The plastic surgery has changed her face into something grim.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

Ain’t it funny how all these white people are so concerned about “safety” and the “well-being” of these poor not-white folks, now, this week.

Mayhap their demi god is punishing them for something.

We’re only newsworthy down here when some redneck does something racist, come on now, you know that!

Yeah, I don’t think you can call an economic boom a victory if you’ve had to alienate and stigmatise half your country’s minorities in order to achieve it.

Fuck CNN

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

I’m having trouble responding because I’m laughing so fucking hard. I have to take a screenshot of this to post on social media. Thank you for this!

Pfft, shows how much YOU know! My hands aren’t monkey paws, they’re chainsaw hands! With D-Cups of Justice!

Because voters are adults, and as adults, they should be mature enough to realize that not everything should not be about them. It’s bullshit to go to the polls we a “me, me, me” attitude instead of a “we” attitude. Voting is not an act of self expression. Election Day is supposed to be a day when we come together to…

Go away, you worthless scum fuck.

Still no pithy comeback?

We’ll never know what would have happened if Sanders had been the nominee, because he was never put to the test. We’ll never know how the Trump campaign would have attacked him, or how he would have responded. Some people who voted Trump or stayed home might have voted for Sanders, but some who voted for Clinton might…