im waiting for the technology that automatically turns embarrassing shirtless photos of me into sexy shirtless photos of me.

"i only poop in $10,000+ port-a-potties. anything less isn't worthy of my poop." - kanye west.

not only were these photographs verified to NOT be by Ansel Adams, they were also verified to be utter crap and a little anti-semitic.

i'll wash your car for $10,000. hit me up.

@satirical duck hat: but that is a... oh, i get it.

o, i thought they were making some kind of iPhone grinder...

wait, you fucked that computer?

@DaveExile: NKOTB was only the real 90's boy band. the peak of the boy band point era was more towards 2000.

you can also hang it above your bed to catch bad dreams.

@Link_Shinigami: thats why i dont illegally download music. i just go to sites like video2mp3.net and legally download them from youtube (which played it from sponsors) without paying for it.

@SnowSoul: that's pretty much how all of the innovation contests work. like space gloves!

@Nerval77: you know, there's no point to contest like that. they already have electric cars and cars that run off grease and mountain dew and other crap. no matter how elegant of an alternative, oil companies will never let that happen.

"solutions that will speed the pace of cleaning up seawater surface oil resulting from spillage from ocean platforms, tankers, and other sources."

lets get some kind of dock or charger integration!

@NaraVara: done. $400 please.

@Hello Mister Walrus: yeah that's exactly what he's talking about. it makes more sense than getting a trackpad for your macbook that already has a trackpad (which i bet there are some people with this setup)

@drewkkake: great point, and i totally agree. cheers to your reply.

@IowaState11: it's all about the atmosphere and being in a stadium full of fans to cheer/boo in unison.

i just bought the toothbrush sanitizer. thanks gizmodo!

damn, when will i be able to get this?! i'm sick of all of this white phone suppression.