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how much more accurate is "100 times more accurate"? like 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds? does it matter? everyone shows up 5 minutes late to everything anyways.

need a better name?

how is that sound activated? none of his claps or snaps turned the light on. it looked like he had to hit the drum once to turn it on and again to turn it off. itd be better if it just light up every time he hit it. and he had a whole drumset that did that.

@aec007: yeah i have three of those just to d/l my pornos. cuz im a baller.

@TheStygimoloch: its supposed to be "top of the line" and it comes with a WIRED mouse

METAL GEAR SOLID!

what exactly did they make? are there cars that can accept these charge stations? i feel like anyone would have thought of these features.

can they make an iPad app to do everything this does?

@Crisss1205: thanks for the reply. i'll take my keyboard as normal. i can finally move on from this in the back of my mind.

@barrywoods: guys, the correct answer was "we're not going to/shouldn't rape Mars".

i wish they concocted some kind of mechanical arm or something that pushed all 4 screens at the same time.... maybe like a big ass fork with 4 hot dogs on it.

@techynottreky: i dont think so. i got to the moon for $60 and some cigarillos.

haha im imagining Chinar Hassan as a loyal gizmodo reader.

would it be douchey of him to write the seller of the negatives a $45 check and a thank you card?

@barrywoods: itd still be cheaper than moving everyone there and setting up a new civilization.

im interested.

it makes no sense to move to Mars. it would make more sense to keep everyone on Earth for habitation, then rape Mars of all its natural resources to use on Earth.

@Anonymoose: ooooooooo yeah good point. i guess we'll have to buy one to see.