“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Its possible.

What I’m holding onto right now, is that at least it will be an exciting four years. This generation will finally be able to take part in massive marches, mass acts of civil disobedience and then eventually a massive civil war, so bright side?

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

How long before it’s just going to be Ivanka on a kazoo?

Crowley issued the following statement:

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

This ad is amazing.

That’s such a good ad. If you don’t look at the sources, or don’t get why those sources being critical of him is a positive thing, you are probably not going to like his show.

Nobody embraces deprecation better.

you need more stars. this is the only comment that matters

I thought calling himself “The British Millhouse” was spot on self-deptrication

Trevor Noah is on the cusp of Themness.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

John Oliver IRL*

Specifically, it’s good that she’s suing.

“picking and choosing what “sins” are acceptable in the Bible, and using the Bible as a whip!”