Is this where I can share hundreds of painful stories of tire-kicking, blood-sucking, bottom-feeder, mooching customers that wasted more time of my life than I want to admit to? Those dealership horror stories go both ways.

The most surprising bit of news in this article? The fact that individual state troopers have their own public Twitter accounts.

Missed #1

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

A Toyota Corolla owned by the accountant of a Russian scrapyard was completely crushed after yard workers forgot they were pumping a 6,000-pound tire with air, causing it to explode and land on her car.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

“White people” didn’t do this, and threatening people who had fuck all to do with it doesn’t fucking help. The fuck is wrong with you?

For what it’s worth, here’s the chief of police email:

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

I’m going to cry.

Typical, he didn’t use his turn signal even one time.

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

As a Michigander, that judge can, kindly, go take a hike.

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

There is no way the flight crew let’s a dude rack out couch style during taxi and takeoff. This couple sounds totally full of it to me. If they went back to their seats peacefully no way they get removed. They are lying their asses off in my opinion.

IDK.

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.