Noooooooooooo! This is my favorite show of all time. My husband an I have a ritual of watching it on Saturday mornings with coffee.

Explains why Republicans are so concerned with making sure people have access to quality, affordable mental health care and, specifically in Florida, that providers are able to inquire about guns in the homes of their patients...

Because brown people, teh gays, baby Jesus and zygotes.

I saw at least three signs that just said “ugh.”

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

Worth noting, too, that there was almost no one on the sidewalks for the motorcade from the White House. There were actually more police/military lining tge streets than there were onlookers.

This makes me so fucking happy. Sure, it’s fleeting, but right now I’ll revel in the schadenfreude.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

On a serious note, this actually happened. The Trump campaign removed harsh language regarding Russia/Ukraine from the Republican platform. He then implied the US would not defend its NATO commitments in Eastern Europe. Granted this happened in July and I’m not sure when this report was written. The best I could find…

Enough with the sense-making, durned librul!

At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”

Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ on a Segeway.