ummm you don’t get to say you know interesting stuff and not spill the tea. 

It’s amazing how even when surrounded by Republican politicians, this guy manages to be the most unctuous, oily motherfucker in the room. It’s like somebody took a dead weasel and reanimated it with SuperPAC money and black white magic.

This is the turning point for the environmental movement! It’s starting to affect the dicks so now it’s serious!

The Bachelor franchise should have just ended after they were unable to secure Peter for Bachelor. Get Peter or get fucked, ABC.

I had to scroll back up & look at him again, b/c that face just immediately leaves my brain synapses. He’s the human embodiment of mashed potatoes without gravy.

A job eating avocados is the pits.

Y’all, I have, like, a teenage girl crush on Beto O’Rourke. We hugged once (well, side hug, like a Duggar) and I swear I got butterflies. He’s very, very handsome.

Basically, SSAE grants—which are technically for, well, the enrichment of students, but also do not explicitly prohibit firearm purchases—

There are no good photos of her.

I appreciate the pettiness of using the worst possible photo of her.

Absolutely loved this movie, I couldn’t stop grinning the whole time! All the feels for this one - I know a lot of people get thrown off by the fact they’re in high school but as someone in their late 20's I definitely found it easy to relate to and heartfelt

I LOVED THIS MOVIE.

When you’re an immensely powerful man worth nearly $20 billion who tweets like an impulsive, immature teenager and discourages employees from unionizing...

Next level dumb sums up the entire administration!

I’m already sad about her upcoming failed drug test for the ‘nip. 

She did a good job following that laser pointer.

Mr. Onionsboy, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

Every single time I am at TJ Maxx or Nordstrom Rack and I reach for something and then realize it’s Ivanka’s brand, I instantly recoil and shudder.

First. Obligatory Thoughts and Prayers.  Now that that’s out of the way, only 18 employees?  How is that any sort of empire?