For one night dreams really can come true.

I think he's the Housing Minister.

Awesome. Ferrari just need to get their new flagship out ASAP and we can all look forward to the inevitable Top Gear special.

Teachers was fairly dreadful all around.

I'm very glad for this article. Tumblr seems to be full of normally militant SJW-types swooning over this pile of depressing drek. This thing pretty single handedly murdered Richard Curtis' career and left it in the deep cold earth before Doctor Who pulled him out nearly a decade later.

If he's smart he should have a glass floor across his house and just put them in there.

I'm just going to call you an idiot and leave you to figure out why.

Do you ever get sad you haven't been adopted by them yet?

I agree with all the above, I was really happy to hear the news - I like Massa and I like Williams despite how much they've struggled, he's a great choice for re-developing a team and a junior partner.

But... wouldn't a Terminator prequel just be a romantic-comedy about an 80s LA diner waitress and the life trivials of her, her room mate and their pet iguana?

This is exactly what I look like trying to get an Ikea flatpack home.

Still rocking the indie movie scene in all probability.

From what I'm reading their entire position has finally collapsed - now it's just agreeing amongst themselves and the Democrats what the bare minimum they can walk away with is to make it seem like this whole debacle was worth anything. Problem is, asshats will keep being asshats, no matter the weather.

I would absolutely buy my dream supercar in pink, that Aventador looks terrific. Just got to find the right shade.

Everything else aside, I can't help but feel there must be a better choice of F1 mini-fire truck than a Jeep? One of those 4WD turbo Volvo estates or something?

Tarantula Bang Fest is going on the list of awesome band names I need to put into action one day, somehow.

Me too. I know how I'm spending my evening in. What was the guy falling from the rafters even doing at the time?

Anyone who believes "heroes can't be happy" writes terrible heroes and should not be allowed to.

"Panda sex" absolutely needs to be a phrase.

Jesus christ it's alive!