I misread this, and I am now totally in the market for a FemiNazi brand of ice cream.

I knew this was going to come in handy sooner or later.

I'm aware of the basic mechanics of a vagina but don't own a vagina of my own. How does this work exactly?

Long story short - standing up to bullies is not the same thing as being a bully.

The Amazing Atheist is in that special group of people I look and all I can think is "Why are they so unhappy? Why are they just so unhappy with everything?" I don't want to give them any sense of justification but I bet there's some reason behind it, as with many bullies. Clinical depression/rage, disrupted…

My brain got as far as "men's issues journalist" and immediately reached for the eject chord.

I couldn't believe this when I saw it. The Czech ambassador tweeted it was a "Unfortunate misunderstanding." I would've been less diplomatic.

Would you accept feminist wizards? I'd be done for it even when everything's going all right.

This is where my mind immediately leapt to. I do not understand this strain in advertising of expecting us to identify with complete and utter bastards.

Shared appreciation of Blazing Saddles is sufficient basis for marriage in my book.

The "implication" only makes sense if Dom Deluise's "French Mistake" scene in Blazing Saddles is your only exposure to "gay" men.

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in Hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on Earth and you should save it for someone you love." - Butch Hancock

Kids In The Hall still has it best I think (8:46).

Will somebody please explain why there aren't more laser-gun battles in video games?

Come on, Gameboy surely? It's given us too much.

Not with that attitude.

He knew didn't he? See you in the stalls Roger.

Sony have said we'll be able to stream their back catalogue via PS4. I'm in a similar situation but I think I'll wait until I jump for a PS4 and hopefully this'll be available to purchase through there.

New plan - set all the poor people on fire, it will encourage them to find jobs and work hard so they can afford their own fire extinguishers.

And then cover the carrots in poisonous waste hit them with those.