Looks like my work week.

On the subject of the attitudes behind "I wouldn't fuck you", I always find those situations where a total stranger needs to share their opinion of you conflictingly funny and baffling. Working in a store I occasionally get customers starting sentences of the type "You know what I think of you..." and then staring…

I want o ask, but I won't.

Zing, and my thoughts exactly.

Oh we've all been there.

I'm still not certain how there's a paying for market for this in a world with an internet that contains Fanfiction.net, Ao3, Lite Erotic and god knows what else besides.

I'll gladly date either of them.

I don't often feel lucky at my job as a store supervisor. People are thankless at best, threats of violence are not uncommon and thoughtless scheduling piles on the grind. However, I do feel lucky to have that sort of job in a country (UK) with a half-decent minimum wage, where I don't need health insurance, and a…

I trust I'm not the only one who saw Thunderbird 2 at first glance?

Once again I do not own a vagina of my own, and yet I find there are not enough "nope" gifs across the entire span internet.

I feel like that's how James May's shirts are supposed to be worn.

In this week's edition of global media distribution limitations not making sense any more...

To borrow from Jeff Gerstman of giantbomb fame, this is the card that you can show people so you don't have to first explain that you are a terrible dirtbag of a human being. This just looks like consumer entitlement at it's absolute fucking worst.

I think I was just sold a PS-Whatever.

Given how late we are in the cycle and how persistent this is supposed to be, is it likely there'll be a version of this to play on the next PS-Whatever?

I sort of half agree, though I mostly just think it's really really funny.

Hour after hour of pleasant & mildly-interesting people living out their lives. They should have a whole channel for it.

I'm offended but I'm also utterly baffled. It doesn't even make any contextual sense. Did an editor read this?

DmC style reinvention. Throw everything out, try to put a good FF game together with fresh style & content. It's the play they've got to make before it's too late and the whole lot totally caves in on itself. If it hasn't already.

I envy your relationship. I honestly really do.