The truth of the pictures: if you're wearing jeans without underwear, sometimes, they really rub your vagina wrong. She isn't trying to be sexy, she is in pain.

IS THIS JANEANE GAROFALO? I assume it would have been mentioned if it was? I really want this to be Jeaneane Garofalo.

I am disappoint that you didn't see this was already corrected AND I addressed it in a previous comment. Thank you for the map tho. It is pretty.

TBH, The whole time I was like I wish someone just wrote a series about the rise (and fall?) of the first black female president of the United States. I would rather watch that. Like when some crazy ass white man interrupts you during your speech, what is that moment afterward back stage?

I really hope he texted the police like, "Bros, faked my kidnapping, cover for me?"

I'm at that point in my life where lots of my friends are getting pregnant and having babies. Every time someone tells me they're pregnant, I'm unsure if I should say "Congratulations!" or "On purpose?" And this is how I know that I am not yet ready to procreate.

I think he has a crush on me guys

I wish we had a couple hundred more of her.

Good lord. Now I can't stop laughing. I'm going straight to hell.

Unless you're a puppeteer, that's kind of a strange first thought. And if by "would have blown everyone away" you mean "would have creeped everyone out", then yes; you're correct.

That's the nice thing about the Internet: no matter what someone does, someone out there can do it better.

I suspect that feeling smart about a pop starlet is probably on par with knowing who was the 5oth seed in tennis in 1956.

Most Jeopardy contestants are completely lost when it comes to pop culture. It makes me wonder if it's fair to even include it. I feel like it's included to make those watching at home feel smart.

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

Is that in the feminist handbook?

No, I work for a giant corporation that monitors web use and blocks sites like Gawker and has a million warnings everywhere that remind us that looking at pornographic imagery is cause for immediate termination. And I am not the only person here who is in this position.

I can't stop watching this gif

i'm so fucking smug right now.