I was one of the people who lost their mind; I bought like four...it was a great top.

Oh for some reason I thought you were talking about Amy Schumer. Yeah Hilary “I’m really Spanish, I promise” Baldwin is very annoying.

Sounds kind of like one of her sister's previous marriages. Maybe this one will make it past the 1 month mark. 

“you can’t bring a wet mule around a hot corn oven” is a saying I need to work into my daily conversation WAY more than I currently do LOLOLOLOL

I found his yelling more unsettling than the slap itself, but it was by no means traumatic. 

See also, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.

the rape discussion with the coach and the football players was such that I thought they could plausibly show that to high school boys to get the point across about consent. Funny and informative can be a killer combination in the right hands and to the right purpose.

I remember the giant growing wine glass and the way she’d sashay (or sway drunkenly, maybe both at the same time) away after imparting her wisdom and the wine would just slosh out of the glass...I’m laughing just typing it out

Maybe I am not remembering correctly, but I feel like Kourtney and Scott were very anti-PDA. They had a weird relationship dynamic where she always seemed withholding because she couldn’t trust him.  I think this may be more a case of being in a different kind of relationship and she’s overly excited about it.

I would LOVE a fuckin’ televised award ceremony with actual, y’know, film intelligentsia.

her Friday Night Lights parody was genius and hilarious

It worth noting everyone here commenting about how great all the other actors are in Amy Schumer projects.  Kinda telling

Chris Rock needs to return to SNL this week.

The Women’s Final Four is in Minneapolis and I’m hoping to go to the open practice on Saturday. Paige Bueckers is a hometown player from Hopkins and I’m super excited to watch her play!

WashPost phrased it well (emphasis mine):

I’m guessing the cocaine-fueled orgy Cawthorn is referencing is just these two guys trying to stretch out $50 worth of coke last all night while watching 5 straight hours of Cinemax and trying not to cry.

It might prove to be Putin’s downfall too.  

One of my favorite bits from this whole Theranos fiasco is that when Carreyrou came in to have his test, Holmes and Sunny were trying to Mickey Mouse him in real time by sending info to the lab team to fake his test results, but that memo failed to reach them and they left a paper trail of messages where they lament…

McCarthy definitely wants to know what the fuuuuuuck, you guyyyys!