Uhhhh, you mean the same NCAA that enforces this rule and refuses to change it? lol okay buddy

Oh no! You mean schools would actually have to work without assurances up until the season start to make sure they get the players they want? Poor entities. You know its a game, right? And you know that schools are not-for-profit, right? And you know these athletes are modern day indentured servants once they’re…

That Jim Tomsula weekly lifehack was fucking hilarious.

Guess we should demonize addicts as well? Guess we should demonize mental illness as well? That’s some awesome logic! Can’t cure it,.so may as well ostracize it for life!

We have the UFC now. Honestly, people don’t care about the repercussions of violence in sports, as long as the people signing up are very aware of the damage it can do. See: Boxing and UFC.  It’s the fact that Football is trying to say it’s not “violent” as if it’s kosher and then trying to legalese their way out of…

TIL Being a minority makes racism okay. I guess blacks calling mexicans “spics” or “wetbacks” isn’t racist!

I’m pretty sure it’s beyond petty and actually proof of collusion.  If the NFL is mandating a censure of Kaep’s name, it only helps prove his case.

I’ve gone through the 7 steps of grief and have fully accepted it for what it is. A defining moment in one of our greatest runs in history, the Sanchize. May he rest in memes forever.

Are we all going to overlook that we may not have had a FRANCHISE quarterback, but at least we had the SANCHIZE.  

I was coincidentally checking our roster on the Jets website earlier this morning when I noticed Darnold wasn’t listed. I did a double take and my heart sank when I realized that something is definitely not going right. Sure enough, I googled to confirm that the Jets are miserable and what the living fuck is Maccagnan…

Try being a fan of this team in San Francisco. It’s difficult, and not really worth it, but somehow my brain thinks there’s an end result that ends in happiness?

Fuck the CBA.  Fuck the league.  PAY THIS MAN.

Donald is a wrecking machine between the tackles.  His physical fitness and athleticism are what sets him apart.  I’m certain that barring any freak injuries, his conditioning and genetics will keep him at a superstar level for many years.  Look at JJ Watt, and JJ had some gnarly injuries.  

Gosh Albert, since when did you start writing for Jezebel?  SOCIETY’S STANDARDS BE DAMNED. #HobosLivesMatter

Gosh Albert, since when did you start writing for Jezebel?  SOCIETY’S STANDARDS BE DAMNED. #HobosLivesMatter

Happy Birthday Serap! What a certified bad ass and definitely has material for a Hollywood worthy biopic. This was an awesome read and gives me a hell of a lot of respect for the Sherpas.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Can’t they just dole out bio-tech wearables that monitor certain vitals that can have a warning alert when a metric drops below recommended levels?

Color me surprised that the 2nd best NBA player in the world wants to contend every year.

I’m pretty sure he’s digging at the fact that Nurkic wasn’t really that great last season and Cousins isn’t necessarily the best teammate to boot. How are you going to give chunks of minutes to both down the stretch?  It’s cute that people conveniently forget that a lot of teams simply didn’t want Cousins for…