Thank you! Apparently I’m the dumb person who dies first in a scary movie. I now realize somebody clearly was in my apartment, but initially I was like “Dude, I lose stuff all the time and this room is a ridiculous mess. How could you really remember where I throw everything in this shit pile where you KNOW something…

Edit: The title would be “I kind of hope it was rats all along.”

“Trespassing”

“Station wagon Stalker”

I think I’ve told this one in the comments before, but I couldn’t find it. This isn’t really paranormal either, but it happened to me when I was a kid of 12 or 13.

I was walking back home from the park with my sister and my best friend one Saturday. The park we went to was a quarter to a half…

I like spooky things, but I wouldn’t consider myself a big believer of the supernatural. In fact, if this hadn’t happened to me, I would easily write all ghost stories off to be just that - stories. But it did, and for 30 years it has lingered in the back of my mind “was that real?”.

I got into a fight with my boyfriend one night. For some reason we left my apartment to go to his new place we were both moving into even though there wasn’t any furniture in it it. We argued more and boned on the floor and argued more and then decided we should go back to my place so we could sleep in a bed. We were…

I was too late with my submission last year, so here goes...

I’m doxxing myself because my friends all know this story. I waited until daytime to write it because it scares me so much.

I once placed a Grubhub order only to find out that I accidentally ordered 3 of one large dish instead of just 1. I tried to use the chat function, but was told I had to call the restaurant **lightning strike sound**.

I agree it makes no sense why the judge was hugging her and is very inappropriate. But for the brother that it probably helped him heal even just a little bit by not carrying around hate for her in his heart. I think what is truly wrong with this (besides the senseless and saddening murder) is she should have plead…

I don’t think that’s entirely fair.
Yes, those thoughts were likely there to begin with, but that’s more conditioning than character, I’d say. There’s something to be said for someone who has bad thoughts, recognizes them, and shuts them down.

I’m the lowest man on the totem pole here, but goddamnit I am going to do everything in my power to make this pillow a reality. 

You guys just made me tear up a little. Thank you so much. I’ve only been here a month, but it’s already the best job I’ve ever had thanks to you guys. This is seriously the best place on the internet that isn’t porn. 

Sure. Once it gets below NINETY DEGREES... (We’re supposed to get a cool front later this week, but I’ve been burned before.)

I HAVE MANY IDEAS. Demote Katie Maloney, stop pretending the original cast work at SUR, and have two timelines. One is the young up-and-comers working at SUR and being sloppy. The other is old cast members buying ugly million dollar farmhouses, facing the havoc they’ve wreaked on their bodies while attempting to get…

The irony of Jax calling someone else thirsty is not lost on me.

In highschool, this lunatic girl attacked me in gym class because she didn’t like my sister (admittedly, my sister was a huge asshole in highschool but we remain nothing alike). We both threw some punches and pulled some hair, it lasted seconds, then we both got suspended and I thought she was a piece of shit. We all…

Honestly not sure if this is a regret or not. It’s my second year of college, while I was still in a dorm. I woke up from a night of pretty heavy drinking. When I opened my laptop, I found that I’d been attempting to order a carrier pigeon online, and the only reason I didn’t was that I was too drunk to enter my…

I guess this is the opposite of what you all want — I actually did the cool thing that I would have regretted not doing if I hadn’t done it at the right time.

Skechers Go Walk Evolution Ultra line have both lace-up and slip on styles. The insoles are breathable foam, the toebox is roomy and the soles are bouncy. They are shockingly lightweight and shockingly comfortable. They’re relatively inexpensive ($30-$50), and with daily street use I (a 175 lb woman) can get about…

Skechers Go Walk Evolution Ultra line have both lace-up and slip on styles. The insoles are breathable foam, the…

Don’t give in to boomer and Gen X pressure...