I cycle while watching MST3K or Rifftrax.

That message is incredibly obnoxious. You don’t know why they’re there instead of outside. There are any number of reasons why people choose to work out in a gym instead of outdoors, like disabilities or illnesses or just plain preference. 

Paul has always been so good at being a pro while also being kind and approachable. God, everything about this show is just so damn perfect, isn’t it? 

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

As another sober member of the Takeout extended family, I know that having a hangover usually meant things weren’t a complete disaster the night before.

“Stone Mountain” was literally the first thing I thought of when the story originally broke and Gillis issued that nonapology (last week, before SNL fired him). Add a foul-mouthed puppet to the mix and you’ve got a real-life Rick Wayne. Well, I guess real-life Rick Wayne is just Jeff Dunham, but whatever.

I want to hear more about these dogs...

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

They’re using Personal Shoppers for this, so they’re Wal*Mart employees...around here associates start at $12, and I think Personal Shoppers start around $14. Actually pretty good pay (more than I get working in a factory)...a lot of the problem is that they want to start people with only a few hours a week, and then…

Kiwibots and most likely these at Indiana aren’t robots or AI, more like sophisticated remote control cars. They’re run by Colombians for $2 an hour (at Kiwi) or some other grossly underpaid worker in a foreign country. They plot the waypoint for it every 5 seconds, and run multiple units at once to step in with…

Is this satire? I feel like I missed the joke here.

This reminds me of the Blumhouse movie that I watched this weekend called Pure (Hulu). It's a really unsettling dive into the evangelical purity culture and it has Sailor J in it and the girls wear white for the entire movie. I highly recommend it! 

Bundt. BUNDT. Such casual treatment of baked goods is appalling.

I just got back from a meeting for the Rocky Horror Shadow Cast and celebrating the fact that I, a New Person, gave input and ideas that were enthusiastically adopted. (For example: the Virgins in the audience will wear tiaras to denote their newness to the wonderful craziness. My idea! Yay!)

And eventhough they were able to shield their children from the horrors of TV, their kid couldn’t get into college.

As someone with a lot of curly hair, I forever love my scrunchies because they don’t get tangled in my hair. Nothing’s gonna slip out of mine.

I don’t like nutmeg so I can’t get into pumpkin spice. But the hate is so ridiculous.

I feel like judging people for enjoying pumpkin spice was amusing in 2013, and got kinda tired by 2015. I personally have embraced my basic fall being. Pumpkin spice reminds me of the fancy Barnes & Noble in the town I grew up in and browsing the music and movies section, and all the promise and possibilities I…

It’s simple, just do what I did: sleep with your ex on Sunday night of the long weekend. You'll be dying to get back to work so you have literally anything else to think about.

No snark here at all. I’m 50 and been around a few blocks. My best advice is to plot your own path. I’ve been working at the same company for 13 years now. I liked my job, the company is solid, but was bored. Yes, it was stressful and busy, but I was still bored with what I was doing. I was good as hell at it and…