During my law degree, my favourite subject was evidence law - we did this really good class, based I think on an American professor’s technic, where someone random runs into the classroom, snatches a laptop, and runs out, and every student is asked to write down what he looked like. Then they’re all compared, and the…

Bliss: “You and your husband raised them to be good girls.”

GotDAMN you managed to make a trip into QUITE a fall lol. Sorry to hear that! And it sucks when you don’t even have a cool story for all of the injuries (just say you were running into a burning building to rescue a puppy you saw through the window and you tripped when a burning ceiling beam came crashing down around…

I’m a nurse. Deep lacerations are often closed in layers, with an internal layer of dissolving sutures. You could put in 15 internal sutures then 25 external sutures. Plus, facial stitches, especially in someone whose face is their business, incredibly small and precise. 40 stitches could have been used to close a 2…

Ugh, I hate that kind of thing so much. I had to go to a party for my in-laws with my arm sling because I woke up one morning a few days before with horrendous nerve pain in my shoulder. I hadn’t had an MRI yet, so there was still a possibility it could be an injury, and the docs me wear the sling until they could get…

I fell and busted out my two front teeth and got stitches in my lip and eyebrow, so I’m thinking she fell in a completely normal manner. It sucks, but it does happen. Nothing nefarious or akin to Jimmy Fallon “tripping” on a rug.

Babygirl has def. got her lips filled a wee touch and a bit of tightening, but honestly I think the biggest thing is she’s started doing her makeup completely differently. I had read somewhere that she thought Gavin Rossdale wanted her to always look a particular way, the Gwen Stephanie we are most familiar with.…

My friend’s sister accidentally walked through a screen door and the screen broke off and slashed my friend’s face. She had stitches down her face. It was pretty gruesome looking, but healed really well. It’s unnoticeable now. She didn’t need any fancy plastic surgery.

A lot of gossip sites made a big (and gross) deal about how her husband must have beat her up, and insisted that him going back to his hockey team after retiring last season was a clue.

To some extent, yes. Okay, to a large extent.

Can I give kudos to Ms. Depino for speaking to Monique rather than giving her accounts to the likes of CNN or any other “mainstream” news source?

I can’t see why any woman, cis or trans, would be nervous about provoking these fine examples of the male gender.

Going to her GFM. Why can’t I win the lotto just once? So many people I want to help, like help as in fix all of their money problems, but I’m broke y’all!

Stay strong.

I’ve fucked many people, AND I was raped. Those two facts don’t have to be mutually exclusive. I would ask what’s hard to understand about this but I live in a state where the governor RAPED a woman and threatened her to keep quiet while his wife was pregnant with their child, AND STILL REFUSES TO RESIGN. FAKE NEWS.…

I’m glad you’re on this story (again), Diana.

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

Ma’am, you’ve fucked a lot of guys. Isn’t it possible that you accidentally fucked this guy?

I used to babysit for him when they lived in Brooklyn. He’s cute and charming and so is his wife. They’re exactly how you think they’d be. I only worked for them a few times but they paid very well and got me a taxi home.