Do any of your friends also have a knack for perfectly-timed MC Hammer references? If so, send them my way.

HA! I would have fallen in love with him after he corrected himself because THAT is so much more honest and funny!

Yeah, but back in the day when we all used AIM, I was dating a guy who was on the verge of dumping me and there would be more and more lag time between his side of the conversation and mine. And then he started logging off AIM as soon as he saw I popped on. It was no more fun than texting today!

Awe...I agree with Emma, that's pretty adorable.

I prefer, "I'm not, I just come here for the Manishevitz."

True that, but then again George Costanza is not the same thing as Jason Alexander.

Not Ryan Reynolds. It's Gosling, Ryan GOSLING who is the current hunk dujour.

That Target encounter is effing hilarious.

Yes! I was so pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed the show. I almost didn't give it a chance because I thought it was about older women chasing younger men! It's an unfortunate title for the show if you don't know what it's about.

I fell in love with him when he couldn't find his driving moccassins. I wonder if he was wearing them at the spin class?

I don't find what Nicole Richie said to be offensive or snotty so why the overly snarky commentary, Luke?

I said this before, but I'm bothered by the fact that Lena Dunham is practically the same age as her character. I feel like it takes quite a bit of time to look back on your life from a different point of view so as to thoughtfully dissect it with humility and intelligence.

Do you get the new [Style.com] magazine? I got the first two issue gratis (they just showed up in my mailbox, not sure why but I was very grateful!)

So I am listening to the radio right now and I just heard an ad for some sort of program that will help guys "pick up chicks without trying...they will come to you".

Plaid Stallions is one of the greatest blogs ever.

I get the short thing too (pats on the head are especially annoying).

You are desperately seeking this one thing: vagina, to the point where nothing else matters to you.

I remember that! It was this cover. Oh, I felt so bad reading those letters. Girls are so much worse now, though.

For me, this video taught me some new dance moves. I learned the whole routine! Gosh, when is the last time I saw a video that made me want to learn the choreo? I think Britney was the last great pop star/ dancer. Le sigh.

Ha! But notice that in this issue they also did a story about AIDS? I don't think the current incarnation of Seventeen would dare touch on a subject like that (or at the very least, advertise it on the cover).