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The whole fashion mag intern thing is astonishing. I'm blown away when I stumble upon LinkedIn profiles where ladies have three or four internships at various magazines, each 3-6 months long, and still haven't gotten a full-time position. Many of these girls intern AFTER college also. I mean, that's so true that you

It was the first big celebrity spectacular. The year before, the TV ratings dipped during the half-time show when everyone switched the station over to "In Living Color" on Fox (where a special live Super Bowl-themed sketch was prepared). MJ's performance brought the people back.

53-year-old Madonna strutted, kicked, squat-thrusted and yogilates-cized her way through an epic halftime performance at the Super Bowl last night.

Shit, I'm a fan of Madonna AND bands like the Creation and the Small Faces. My mod-styled hipster friends never got me but trust, it can be done.

I'm actually enjoying this silly pop star side of MIA. She is usually so super serious so to see her in an Egyptian cheerleader mini skirt and tall boots is really fun.

Nice little ageist comment there. Also, do your math. MIA is 36 and Nicki is 29.

I agree and I think it's possibly because with collaborations, you have more cooks in the kitchen. My favorite songs off of her last record were the tracks that had no cameos from other artists. I am hoping this is the only one on MDNA because I am not really into this song. I am also hoping that William Orbit, who

Dude, I am so with you. I've got to stop clicking on articles about Madonna, Zooey Deschanel, and, frankly, anyone who isn't Tilda Swinton because the comments makes me want to punch in my computer screen.

I'm a big Madonna fan but I'm kind of meh on this. I actually *like* the chorus though. I am a sucker for cheer songs (I still love "Mickey" and "Hollaback Girl").

I know right? Over here, I think we're only allowed to like Meryl Streep and Tilda Swinton. Seriously.

Buy this book if you like old school Elle. It definitely doesn't look like this anymore.

I'm questioning the designer's taste level.

I don't think VF even knows who its audience is these days, hence the Justin Beiber cover.

Well, the fact that Vanity Fair went with Mario Testino over Annie this year (she always did these covers) speaks volumes. So perhaps VF felt the same way that you do (I agree, btw).

As usual, I don't know who most of these ladies are. I recognized none of them and only was familiar with two names once you told them to me.

Seriously! And most of the writing over there goes unpaid, which explains why most of it sucks.

I deleted a former friend of mine on Facebook who used to write obnoxious status updates about her dating life (she fancied herself the next Elizabeth Gilbert). I knew full well most of her updates were completely full of shit, but she was completely unaware of her own arrogance. Sometimes I'd head to her page just

Hate reading, so there's a name for it? I check out my cousin's boyfriend's Twitter simply to see what the 21-year old crapbag Republican is Tweeting — he waxes poetic about Newt Gingrich, says Obama needs to go to church more, throws racial slurs at Rihanna, and makes fun of Roger Ebert's cancer.

You mean the Millenials, right? Because I'm pretty sure Gen Y graduated from college about ten years ago.

"Not that into Tilda Swinton" is actually anti-Jez!