So dressing Gaga in Mugler (one piece of which was already used in George Michael's "Too Funky" video twenty years ago) makes this dude qualified to run an entire house? Good luck with that!

I mean, imagine you meet a guy/girl you like. And you start to date, and then they say "So I have a permanent parter already. You are totally cool with that, right?" How would you feel?

That wedding is going to be off the wall. How do I crash?

I can't help but think that is all kinds of awesome. I just started learning about Victorian human hair art and I am obsessed.

The only way to get a job at the Urban (I'm sorry, URBN) home office is to

As a fellow Philadelphian, I have heard all the same with many employees embarrassed to admit they work at UO. And yet kids are still falling all over each other to work there.

This is the first celebrity (questionable) feud in some time in which I couldn't give a yellow rat's ass about either of them.

I don't think Joe was as physicially abusive with the girls as he was the boys— I saw a recent interview with Janet and she said Joe only hit her once. YES, I know once is too much, but he repeatedly whooped the boys, especially Michael, who has actually been the only Jackson to come out and really talk about the…

Does sarcasm allude you?

A lot of the adjustments in the "after" photos could have been achieved with make-up. The first two women in the second row just look like they got a really good make-up artist to do their faces.

All of that and she went to NYU?

"Highly proficient professional with a passion for pushing limits on expectations."

And this is how the internet wins— by humiliating those who deserve it most.

Yes, this is exactly what bothers me about these clips. I also feel like that there is something in them that makes me feel like they are mocking the originals, too.

I am still waiting for Sarah Palin's version of "Rapper's Delight" but until then, we have this.

"As governor, I fought the Obama administration's plans to cut funds for missile defense in Alaska."

I didn't go to my prom and to this day, I don't regret it. Thanks, Nightline.

Of the ten I put on in 2 months, it took me FOUR months to loose 6 of them and another year and a half to knock off the other four. I feel you.

Those hips don't lie!