After going on the pill, I inexplicably put on 10 lbs in two months. And I am only five feet tall so that is a lot of extra weight for me. I was devasted and depressed after I couldn't button any of my pants and I didn't even know what I was doing to get heavier! Then I figured it out, tossed those pills in the…

146 - 33 = 80 lbs, at height of 5"5'.

Every week and a half they do a variation on this story. We get it, we get it.

Unless he waxes, that all must grown in itchy. Just ask Jerry.

I doubt Breitbart's own personal life wouldn't live up to Breitbart's scrutiny.

Michelle Bachmann looks like she is wearing a Princess Beatrice-style hat.

I'm guessing Weiner didn't get much female attention when he was younger and just by being a loudmouth Congressman, the women started falling all over him and he lapped it up and it clouded his judgement. That is really the only reason I could think of as to how he could be SO FREAKIN' STUPID about how the internet…

I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and name him Free.

I think what she was saying is that Paul Revere was warning the British: "Don't even try to take our arms away...or else!"

But on the bus, her frumpy self *asked* to get on for free and was rejected. Her sexy self didn't ask, she just walked by. Perhaps if frumpy just got on and walked through, no one would have stopped her then either.

I wear very very sheer ones in the fall/ winter because I often like to wear formal shorts instead of skirts or dresses, and sometimes I want to look bare-legged. I'm very picky, the ones I find are so sheer, no one even knows I am wearing them.

Since when has Pippa "courted" the media? It's not her fault they follow her everywhere. Have you read a single interview with her? Or seen one on TV? No? Alright then, simmer down.

Anyone who knows anything about style knows there really aren't any rules, it's not what you wear... it's how you wear it and what is flattering. Calling hose "straight up out of style" is lame.

I'm pretty sure the "ultimate panyhose sin" is wearing them at all. At least in snotty, NYC circles that is the case. For serious, I used to see girls in wispy little dresses and strappy high heels sans hose in mid-February on their way to the clubs.

And if she hadn't been wearing them and a pap shot his camera up her skirt, you'd be saying, "Ooh, royal vag!"

Picture three= Pink, Rihanna, and two Kardashians. Mandy= J.Lo

For real. For me, it's my thighs. So it's always been bikinis and shorts. Since high school.

I know, right? Especially when she shows up at a freakin' Yankees game in her bra and panties.

You know what, I do really adore Beyonce. She's gorgeous and seems like a sweet girl. But I also agree that the "girl power" thing just makes me wretch. "Single Ladies", a song with a kick ass dance beat, had terrible lyrics that stereotype all women as naggy, husband hunters. Gross. And I think this whole "girls…

I also think people know Brit's career is over (RIP) and her music is lacking. Gaga is overdoing it, though (as I type this, a commercial came on advertising her Central Park show on Friday). Besides the countless talk shows, they managed to even weave her into a storyline on "Modern Family" a few weeks ago. Shit,…