Those are the fakest crocodile tears ever.

Awe, he looks like the Star Wars Kid!

Ugh. That costume is beyond awful. They should just put her in Underoos and call it a day.

This is like the 2011 version of all those modeling agencies where the parents paid the agents to make their daughters models (and it was a total rip off).

As I type this, I am copying this and sending your sentiment to my writer friend who can't take criticism either...

Wait, so he didn't like her speech so he's "two-faced and arrogant"? I don't get it. He's allowed to have his opinions (hey, I like Franco but even I didn't like him hosting the Oscars. See that? It's my opinion!). Would she have liked it better if he refused to take a photo with her too? How about if he just…

Interesting. My Facebook "friend" in question is also a frenemy. Funny, that.

My FB profile pic is my XBox avatar but I still think the police could idenity me from it. It's a very good likeness!

So I guess God really is one of us! Joan Osborne was right after all.

A lot of people use Facebook now instead of Picasa or Flickr. So I think this study is complete bogus. Also, any study that only has 311 participants and says things like "related to more traditional, personal domains like family, virtue, and God's love" is something I would not take seriously.

I have a friend who *Likes* her own status updates. Have there been any studies done about this type?

I hear that! I have a friend who tries to do this, posts things simply to get a response, but she rarely has any takers.

I read Olivia's interview in which she was asked about this site and she most certainly did not say that. Way to requote her incorrectly, Irin. You just proved them all right.

If you read the liner notes, it says she is "a TV writer whose credits include Mad Men and The United States of Tara" which doesn't necessarily mean she is on staff or even a regular contributor to those shows. Showbiz-speak, it's all about exaggeration.

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THANK YOU.

Because someone warned him about how Oprah often lacks the compassionate gene, will show no mercy and is only using him for ratings? (Case in point: her treatment of Michael Jackson.) Because he didn't like being the subject of a bet between Oprah and the douche on CNN? As someone who can't stand Oprah and is from…

How did the worst vocalist in the room get two performance spots tonight? She's hot, yes. On pitch? Never. She can't even dance...at least someone like J.Lo, who can't really sing, can dance her ass off. So.cranky.now.

Okay, someone asked earlier what the sexiest song is? I gotta say now. Solomen Burke's "Cry To Me". Holy shit, Mick looks AMAZING! Who is dressing him? I want the skinny dinner jacket!

Really, Katy? You're showing your wedding footage on the Grammys? Really? And V-Day heart dresses? Katy is like a living breathing cliche of what Madison Ave. thinks girls are like.