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Okay so I am totally pro-Muppets at all times. But I would have loved to see this done with Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem! And Janice would do Gwyneth's parts. She'd be a helluva lot more animated and better dressed! Is Gwyneth too high brow to dress a little funkier than a black catsuit? Gosh, woman, have some fun!

JANELLE! God, I can't stand how much I love her. Love everything here, the artists, the tuxes, the strings. Is Janelle going to dance? PLEASE PLEASE!

I'm not a Gaga fan but I do enjoy a few of her earlier hits ("Just Dance" is my favorite on the XBox and I am proud to say I mastered it!) But I feel like the harder she tries to be THEE GAGA, the more derivative she is of others, whether it's Madonna or Ace of Base.

Ok, that Olive Garden commercial, is that the older daughter from Modern Family?

She had the ponytail, though!

Motown? Aretha was never signed to Motown, she was on Atlantic. And you're mixing up Soul Sister with Soul Train? Do yourself a favor and Google everything you just wrote and then write a more informed post.

Oh my god, Gaga's been watching Spinal Tap. At least she didn't get stuck inside the pod. Is she teasing us with that ponytail? Because this song has been compared to "Express Yourself", the song Madonna performed in same ponytail.

Because she is Christina. I am kind of tired of all the runs and vocal acrobatics she puts into every song. Also, I could not tell if she was wearing a jumpsuit or whether her gown was just caught between her legs?

Okay, disappointed there was no Rock Steady (unless they did it when I left the room for a sec?). One of the all time greatest, dirty, funky, ass shaking dance floor stompers. Also, I can't believe that Bad Romance is eligible for awards? It seems like it has been around forever? It must have just missed the cut-off

It's amazing, SNL is. The audience just doesn't *get* Russel Brand at all. They're so used to the crap opening monologues the useless SNL writers do for the non-comedian guest hosts that they don't know real funny when they see it. I am, however, disappointed with the musical guest. I had no idea that was coming.

THANK YOU. I was appalled reading this recap.

I agree. Tracie clearly hates Sammi to the point where she blames her for all the problems in the Ronnie/ Sammi relationship and frankly, I have a hard time reading that shit especially here on a site that is supposedly about being supportive to other women.

Wow. Now that was pretty fucking insensitive recap of an episode that was clearly about toxic abusive relationships. Way to whittle it down to a few snippy paragraphs that you are trying to pass off as comedy, Tracie. "Ronnie responded by going home and breaking her glasses"? That's it? How about mentioning how he

This will only get good if Wil.I.Am lifts Fergie over his head Dirty Dancing style.

Does no one know how to sing? It seems like Usher forgot? I really think the stars of today don't know how to handle singing in such big stadiums. And also, singing live.

I want the steppers to be in the front. I'd rather watch them.

The sideline looks like a Dead concert with all that long hair and purple tie dye.

Where is the guy who wants to drink every time someone gets hit in a commercial? I think you need to do twice as many chugs after that Snickers/ Rosanne ad.