He actually didn’t give them direct information. They pulled the spy out of Russia out of an abundance of caution, in case Trump *would* blow his cover by blabbing random shit.

Considering that he recently straight up gave the Russians information about one of our undercover agents, and they had to be removed from the field, I’m going to give it a big “you’re damn right.”

He isn’t ever going to start a war with Iran because Vlad has specifically told him that it is off limits and any breach of this order will result in major pee tape/financial disclosure related consequences.

“Dildo-monger” is the name of my new progressive-metal band.

We’re supposed to be under the assumption that vaping is only for the purpose of smoking cessation.

It’s based on the presumption that kids aren’t attracted to tobacco flavor in the same way they are to jolly rancher flavor. Studies are still out on Werther’s Originals flavour.

Now I’m picturing undercover cops wearing ironic Creed t-shirts making sure their mustaches are coated with the right kind of oil for trolling the streets of Corktown trying to find rogue Juul dealers.

 
the new rules criminalize anyone simply owning four or more flavored (that is, anything that isn’t flavorless or simply “tobacco flavored”) vape products, because that person is “presumed to possess said items with the intent to sell.”

Oh Tatanka, you soulless shill. I really hope you’re saving your money (actually, I don’t, I would orgasm if I saw a news piece about how you were dead broke). You are a miserable human being and those clothes are hideous.

Nothing says I love America more than a pair of Chinese made leggings rubbing up against your taint.

The clothes look like shit.

“Tomi Lahren...”

Can’t she just shift to U.S. prison labor? Then she could claim that her company “creates employment for the African American community”

“It’s a lot harder to find child labor sweat shops in America these days. What else are we going to do? Besides, them Chinese need to know a bout freedom too. How are they gonna know about democracy if they never see stars on a flag? Look! It’s already working!!!”

We have a Ni....ce african woman appearing in the ads so that makes it okay...amiright?

When we sat down and the math we realized we couldn’t make the more then a hundred percent profit we would need to make this company.

Well fuck, it was an easy call but I made it. 

America! It’s the greatest place in the world.

We’re working diligently to bring our manufacturing back home to the US and work with other hardworking companies that pride themselves on integrity and quality.