polyhedralfish
PolyhedralFish
polyhedralfish

THAT’S RIGHT, I HAVE 10 GUNS...

Personally, I hope Obama dedicates his career post-presidency to gun control advocacy, and founds a non-profit to buy back and recycle guns, and I hope he calls it OBAMA WANTS YOUR GUNS (all caps).

And a fucking drone.

That’s what I tell folks: you have a gun, but the military has more. And grenades. And rockets. And tanks. And jets. Have fun standing that ground.

Yes. Yet every time I point this out to some gun-obsessed asshole. They invariably tell me they’d ‘rather go out fighting than be a sheeple like me’.

Man, why would Obama want your shitty guns?

Jamie Gilt has no shame, she’s back on facebook already and spouting nonsense.

It is. I was on her page and it is weird. So many creepy selfies and typical hateful conservative bullshit. One of her posts talks about love and being kind and patient. Two months ago. Jeez. I can’t imagine how the father feels. His whole family is gone.

They absolutely realize how threatening they sound. That's the entire point.

Now how many family members do you have Christy?

It’s like that idiotic Florida woman Jamie Gilt, who was shot by her own 4 year old son when he got his hands on her LOADED! gun which was just lying in the back seat of her car. Her facebook was all about 2nd amendment rights and included the statement

Why do they give a shit about the Constitution if they want to invade Washington? And why support so much military spending if you will one day have to fight it off?

Satire is now real life. Have you seen who the Republicans have picked as their leader?

That’s one of my favorite redirects here in NC. “Oh, so you want to use your guns to kill cops or soldiers? Because Obama’s not going to come get your guns himself you know so you’ll have to shoot cops or soldiers.” Usually followed by silence and/or cursing.

The memes that get me the most are the ones where the writer or re-poster says shit would have been different if they’d been there, because ... words that amount to the dead people all being a bunch of pussies who died without dignity, unlike the poster who just knows they’d be a calm badass.

Do these people really not see how threatening they sound? Exactly the reason we don’t want some angry, frustrated, paranoid, fearful person carrying in public.

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

OMG. All masturbatory, gun-loving posts irritate me, but these cutsie ones really get my goat.

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”

jesus christo. sounds like her family needed protection alright—protection from her. can we all agree more guns is not the answer here? literally no one has suggested taking a way guns from people who have them legally. I realize this woman probably had her gun legally. but we can begin to curtail the prevalence of